Be ye so warned.
Herein lies the piece: Lose My Benefits? I'd Rather Go to Jail!
The blog is supposed to be about "the lighter side of the economic crisis," so this is a comedy article. Where the main punchline appears to be, "Ha ha people sure are desperate in these economic times".
Wow, 70 percent of parents [ would rather spend a night in jail than lose their job benefits]? How do you explain that one? "Sorry, Jimmy, Mommy needs to do some hard time so your little sniffle whiffles are covered by health insurance …"
This was followed by a comedic(?) list of "six quick tips for surviving jail".
Winding up with a racist highlight involving AAVE, and ending with a rape joke.
CINDY PERMAN, WHUT THE PRIVILEGED FUCK ARE YOU DOING. STAWP IT.